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婚前,婚后

08 Jan

Before marriage, read from top to bottom. :)

夫:太好了!我 期盼的日子终于来临了

妻 :我可以反悔吗?

夫:不,你甚至想都别想!

妻 :你爱我吗?

夫:当然

妻 :你会背板我吗?

夫:不会,你怎么会有这种想法呢?

妻 :你可以吻我一下吗?

夫:当然,绝不可能只有一下

妻 :你有可能打我吗?

夫:永远不可能

妻 :我能相信你吗?

夫:当然 (after marriage, read from bottom up!!! :D)

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  1. firewire

    January 8, 2008 at 12:37 am

    H: wonderful! the days i had been waiting for is finally here!

    W: may i object?

    H: no, dont even think about it!

    W: do you love me?

    H: certainly

    W: will you betray me?

    H: no, why do you even think about that?

    W: can you kiss me?

    H: of course, and it’s not only once

    W: will you hit me?

    H: never ever

    W: can i believe you?

    H: definately

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