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Unfriend, a new word

You better read my blog often or I will unfriend you. Yes, my word processing application still highlight the word ‘unfriend’ with red line but it is official and it has been added into Oxford American Dictionary!

Apology for slow updates, there are actually few lined up but I’m working on mylensdb.com revamping now. Be hold!

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Perspective Control: KFC Shrimp Stix Combo

Today, I’m going to talk about something rather more related to photography. It’s called, perspective control. Let’s do a case study…

Here’s a poster displaying KFC’s latest offering, KFC Shrimp Stix Combo.

KFC Shrimp Stix Combo

Very big shrimp!

As you can see from the poster advertising this particular dish, the shrimp looks very much larger. It looks as big as the drumstick behind it or maybe even larger. The fried shrimp in the most foreground appears to be half-cut so the actual size might be even longer!

Now, let’s take a look on the dish we personally ordered below. There’s two conclusions we can make by comparing the poster and the photo below.

It’s either the drumstick on the poster is ridiculously small or the shrimp given is (again, ridiculously) too small.

KFC Shrimp Stix Combo - from the top

KFC Shrimp Stix Combo - from the lower top

Is the poster lying then?

By shifting the perspective a little big to the top. The shrimp now looks a little big longer and not too shabby compared with the drumstick. But in actual fact, it’s still as short as it is.

KFC is god almighty

No one to be blamed here, it’s a photography technique cheat to manipulate the perspective and sizes on its subjects. The marketing department is just being a bit creative about presentation here, that’s all.

Just don’t freak out when you get your order of KFC Shrimp Stix Combo and looking at those pathetically small shrimps with your mouth wide open next time. It’s humiliating. I did it.

Perspective control: Know more

Get in depth guide and discussion about perspective control at photography-on-the.net forum.

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Spinning right round

That’s me spinning around Gurney Drive on a lovely Sunday evening. Certainly, small camera has it’s advantage when we attempt to record video like this.

Proudly taken by Canon Ixus 100. Now, who say Point and Shoot just sucks? DSLR is not everything (although I own one) *self slap*

And a photo captured during the spin. The Image Stabiliser (IS) in the camera needs to work harder! But not too shabby for this little compact!

Hugo Lim

If you insist on knowing where this clip is captured, map is right after the jump.


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新職員第一天上班

新職員第一天上班 :
老板:萬分歡迎,沒有你我們的公司肯定大不一樣!
職員:如果工作太累,搞不好我會辭職的
老板:放心,我不會讓這樣的事情發生的!
職員:我雙休日可以休息嗎?
老板:當然了!這是底線!
職員:平時會天天加班到凌晨嗎?
老板:不可能,誰告訴你的?
職員:有餐費補貼嗎?
老板:還用說嗎,絕對比同行都高!
職員:有沒有工作猝死的風險?
老板:不會!你怎麼會有這種念頭?
職員:公司會定期組織旅遊嗎?
老板:這是我們的明文規定!
職員:那我需要準時上班嗎?
老板:不,看情況吧
職員:工資呢?會準時發嗎?
老板:一向如此!
職員:事情全是新員工做嗎?
老板:怎麼可能,你上頭還有很多資深同事!
職員:如果領導職位有空缺,我可以參與競爭嗎啊?
老板:毫無疑問,這是我們公司賴以生存的機制!
職員:你不會是在騙我吧?
當進入公司後,看真實的一幕!
……….(從下行往上讀)
Here’s another joke that you need to read bottom up as well

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SIGNS

Just a piece of short video clip which I think worth the 12 minutes of yours. It’s interesting.


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